WHEN the flippin HECK did the Life Savers Story Books come full of nothing but FIVE MOTHER JUMPING Flavors???? EFF YOU, YOU EFFING MOTHER JUMPERS!!!!!! EFF YOU!!!!! I will never ask Santa for one again! YOU EFFING A-HOLES!!!!
Where’s the Butter Rum??? HUH??? Where’s the Tropical Fruit? ANSWER ME! And what about that nasty ass roll of Wild Cherry???? HUH????? WELL??? WHERE ARE THEY YOU BASTARDS!? No Pep-O-Mint? JUST Five Flavors?????? And since when did FRICKEN WATERMELON become one of the 5 flavors??? ASSHATS!!!!! I HATE YOU! (And so does my wife)
Love,
Doug